@drekkard, I definitely appreciate you and so I want you to live a long healthy life. If that means no Classico and too much tension in final then so be it.
But seriously, apart from the tension aspect and it being too hard for you to watch, don't you agree that Barca is more likely to win the final against Madrid than against Bayern in Allianz Arena?! I would say your chances of lifting CL is higher against your old foes Madrid. And if Bayern gets through Real, they'll be super confident, playing in their backyard and see no reason why they should lose the final. They're hungry for CL as it's been a few years since they got it and this year is their best chance in a long time to do so with the final being played there.
As for Chelsea vs. Barca tonight, I maintain that over 2 legs the better team usually wins and for me, there's no question which is the better team. So I fully expect Barca to come through unless something weird happens like a first minute red card or Messi injured, etc.
BUT, I think the only REAL shot Chelsea have is through setpieces. So corners, free kicks and crosses.
When you have guys like Terry, Drogba, Ivanovic and co attacking you in the air and there's only really Pique to defend and Puyol who's not as tall, Chelsea CAN get goals off crosses and corners. Especially since Valdes isn't the best at dealing with crosses and is a bit hesitant at times and of course not the tallest goalkeeper himself.
So If I were Chelsea, I'd do what they did against Napoli. Everyone remembers that EVERY goal Chelsea scored in London against Napoli was through a cross and a header. Even the penalty they got was thanks to a cross and a header. And Napoli who are a better team in the air with a goalie who is better at dealing with crosses than Valdes in my opinion struggled BIG time against Chelsea's aerial prowess. Barca will struglle too. It's their only weakness and it's something that gives Chelsea a chance in this otherwise unfair match up in my opinion.
Especially if Puyol plays left back and you have Mascherano as CB. Drogba will overpower and outjump and outheader Mascherano at one point or another and they just have to hope it doesn't lead to a goal.