Rang Blockbuster at half eight, they said they had one in for £20. So I thought, stuff it, I asked her to put it away in my name. It's raining, but I'll walk down there (it's a mile and half there). I've got £20 burning a hole in my pocket and I've got nothing better to do this evening.
So I get down there, soaked but cheerful, and say "hi, I rang about Gran Turismo 5 on PS3 before, I asked you to put it away in my name?" She looked at me like a small alien was climbing out of my ear, waving a small banner that said "bumsex rules okay" before eating it's own children. I repeated myself, and she said "the guy who just walked out behind you said he rang for it, so I sold it to him."
"Did you ask him for his name?"
"No."
Cute. I was about to grab her head and smash it down on the counter until her eyes came out when she said, "I'll check and see if they have it in Birkenhead" - that's a lot further away, but I thought, I've got my mobile. I could get a lift. She checks the computer and miraculously, they have one. So I said thank you, and got my lift.
We get down there, I walk in and explain that they have one in stock and that I want to buy it. "We don't have it in stock", the little pukestain behind the counter assures me. "She shouldn't have used the computer to check that." Well, what the fuck is the feature there for then? Is it something a programmer did for a fucking laugh? No it isn't, so shut up while I kick you endlessly in the testicles.
I explained (the amount of explaining I had to do to Blockbuster employees tonight, you'd think they were stupid little brats who knew nothing about real life or something), "I've just been told you have it in stock, she checked the stock levels, you must have it". "We have one copy that's been reserved for a member of staff. I could check Liverpool for you if you want?" No. I don't want.
I was about to make him a proposition, his game or his life, when I decided that GT5P may not even be a game worth prison-time for. So I walked out, got in the car, realised that it had probably cost £5 in petrol to get there which I could have used to buy the game off PSN, and shed a small tear. Never mind son, never mind.