This game is infuriating.
I hold the close control button and attempt to dribble, and a 6stone midget knocks my 15stone striker off the ball with ease.
I punt a long ball forward, the 4ft midget outjumps my 6ft striker.
When my players are tackled, they stumble away from the ball like idiots, while the slide-tackling CPU has time for a nap, before getting up and away with the ball.
When I press and hold sqaure, my striker runs from the other half to press, but a guy close to the ball carrier watches as he glids past.
When I select a defender, he stops, letting the attacker go clear before feebly running after him - still losing ground from someone dribbling.
I try to take it round a player, his momentum means nothing as he instantly changes direction, sticks a leg out and comes away with the ball, my players momentum takes them way past the attacker, letting him get away. On the odd occasion I do tackle, the ball is merely kicked away, straight to an opposition player.
A corner is floated into my box, my defender, having never controlled a ball before, chests it so hard, it bounce away at 100mph to the striker, who taps it home.

