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I can sure tell you Barca are getting ripped off by this deal, losing a great striker and 40 million quid, and in return getting a decent but extremely inconsistent primadonna.
 
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Well if you really had watched him 50 times I dont think you'd hold that opinion because frankly it doesnt sound like you know what you're talking about. Inconsistent? Scoring 25 league goals takes some consistency, unless you score them all in the first 10 games :THINK: ... and Prima donna? What does that make Eto'o then?
 
Agreed with Jumbo, Ibra has a particular character, but is a world class striker.
Only reason he has not done much in Europe is due to the fact that Binter as a team were not strong enough. With Barca this will change.
MoK, I think Arsene would cream his pants if he could get a striker like Ibra in his squad.
 
I'm sure he would. That's why I despise Arsene.

About inconsistency -- I know it's cliched,but HE NEVER PERFORMS IN BIG GAMES. He scores against Torino, Lecce, maybe SOMETIMES even against Fiorentina -- but if you've seen him in the Champs league, he always underperforms. Maybe I was too hard on him before, but I still think Barca were ripped off by the deal.
 
It is not a matter of being worth something, it is a matter of prioritising.
You surely don't think that Inter would let Ibra go for cheap?
They wanted to get rid of Etoo anyway, so they made Inter an offer they could not refuse....As a result, Barca is ( on paper ) the strongest side in Europe...SO 40 mill is cheap then
 
Ibra is probably the worst striker around at the moment. So overrated it's unbelievable. Whoever his agent is should be a defense lawyer!
 
Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick says 'Crikey! Theres a bloke here who was 152!'
Paddy says 'Whats his name?'
Mick replies 'Miles from London!'
 
An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl
notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says,
"Scuse me mate, I aint being funny or nuffink, but why doz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it
and the uva one's got an R on it"

So the Irish guy smiles,puts down his glass of Guinness and replies,
"Well oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R on it is for me roight foot and the one with the
L is for me left foot"

"Cor blimey, exclaims the Essex girl, "So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them
 
I called the rape helpline last night. I said, "I've got her tied up and in the boot of the car, now what?"

For me, women are like a bit like playing golf. She should either be holding my wood or an iron.

I've just opened a charity shop to raise money for victims of domestic violence. It's called the Pound Shop.

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you? You have to make aeroplane noises to get her to put your cock in her mouth.
 
My mate is entering the X Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I could.

So I killed his mum.
 
I went for an abstract theatre audition the other day. They were casting 13 people to be clouds but 14 showed up.

It was overcast.

:COAT:
 
One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again.

It was a Majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a Gynaecologist"
 
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