Height of wit there.
Worst bit, despite being a YouTube this time, the moment of contact is again skipped, so I still can't tell.
I'm not one to say Rooney doesn't dive - he has done several times in high profile situations - but I'm not sure about yesterday. Full speed, awful, soaking pitch and Rooney definitely played the ball.
I know it's hard for fans of other teams to imagine having a player who would nick a ball past a defender and go down, but try to use some imagination.
12 points. Top of the group despite being behind in 3 matches, and never playing all that well. Must be a conspiracy.
Football fans suck.